POWER METAL : The knight arrives on a white unicorn, manages to thwart the plans of the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in a magic forest.
TRASH METAL : The knight arrives, fights against the dragon, saves the princess and fucks the princess.
HEAVY METAL : The knight arrives on Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess.
BLACK METAL: The knight arrives on foot, kills the dragon, sacrifices the princess, and bathes in her blood.
DEATH METAL: Knight arrives, kills the dragon and princess, has sex with the princess's dead body.
DOOM METAL: The knight stays home because he hates everyone
DRONE METAL: knight doesn't arrive
GOTH METAL: Dragon kills princess. Knight an hero's. Kingdom mournes. Then it rains.
SPEED METAL: The knight arrives, screams incoherently while running all over the place in a blur for about two minutes, then suddenly goes away, leaving both the dragon and princess wondering exactly what just happened
NERDCORE: the princess is in another castle
GRINDCORE: The knight furiously masturbates until he is killed by the dragon and a concurrent brain aneurysm.
SKA: The knight slays the dragon, rushes to the princess and PICKS HER UP PICKS HER UP PICKS HER UP PICKS HER UP PICKS HER UP PICKS HER UP PICKS HER UP PICKS HER UP
PUNK: The Knight complains that dragon is the gov's fault.
EMO: the knight kills himself
